If I were a Boy~~

Did you ever wonder how would you look like if you are a boy? or a girl?

I always think about that. 

And I think I would still be a cute person.. a cute guy with sunshine like of smile.. *shameless I am lol* 

Maybe kinda like F4 in meteor garden. Joking la I am.

So ex-roommie has this app called I-forgot-what-it-is-called. Hahaha! *Blogger failed.* lol.
Let's see if there's anyone ask about this app.. then only I ask her about that app again.

All of them are actually my coursemates. One fat boy, fair boy, indian boy, typical chinese boy, and getting bald boy lol (I guess he would kill me if he found out about that! lol)


So which one you like? So far the fair, boy in red shirt has the highest vote/like.

And some said that the bottom right, ya, the boy getting bold looks like a playboy, lol.
But I don't get it, which part of it looks like playboy?hmmm..


What do you think?

9 deadly words used by a woman, what's next? Part 1

Came across a post about this and it does make sense from the thinking of a typical woman just like me!

these 9 words are deadly, when it came out from a woman, you better to have a strategy for it! 

So, here I, act as a love guru *jackass again*, to tell you about the solution or the way to make it the least damage!

Are you ready with pen and paper? cheh~ *no need la of cox. when it comes, you just know you have to deal with it* 

First : FINE 

This is the word use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.

My suggestion: Why not you temporarily agree with her statement? 

It won't cost you anything. You just a agree or partial agree with her

and trust me, when she cools down, she would agree with you..

The effort of tam the girl makes her feel better. She got even angry if you din even try. 

That's only true if your girl is not hilariously unpredictable temperatement ! 

Second: FIVE MINUTES *omg, it's my words!* 

If she is getting dressed, this means is a half an hour. 

Oh yeah, please, we need time to dress up, why not give us sometime. You like to see her pretty also right? 

Spend sometime, and you have a different girlfriend now.

You have to first understand that why a girl uses FIVE MINUTES theory.

They are afraid of you not waiting for her and at the same time, she wanna show you the best of her with pretty clothes and make up. 

So, why not give her some time? 

suggestion 1: You can plan something to do while waiting. read newspaper, play games and etc. 

suggestion 2: You can tell her how much you don't like to spend time waiting because you wanna have you to be with her, not to wait for her. Have to tell her you don't mind waiting for her, but you hope you can hold her hands more *that's sweet*, walk with her, shop with her. You wish you can hold her hands not seeing her with her hands occupied with make up blush or others. 

P.s: don't forget to mention you don't mind waiting. =D  

Third: NOTHING 

You are close to dead.

This is the calm before the storm.

This means something, and you should be on your toes. 

For me, you better asked what happen. Because there must be something cause me to say nothing wtf. cheh~ 

Know the girl well would definitely help, some just would prefer you to left her alone to cool herself up. 

Most of the girl is in the same category *ordinary and easily handled* would definitely wish for you to ask. 

Again, the effort of trying to please us matters more than how you do it. *Really?!* 

Fourth: GO AHEAD

Please!!!! don't go!  It's a dare, not a permission especially it doesn't come with sincere smile like this.

If it comes from a girl with this smile.. It's still ok.. Sweet go ahead, tiger..

GO AHEAD by angry Lily.. You dare?! 

Please, don't make this mistake. 

I dare you.. 

It usually came out when the boys wanna go to cyber cafe just because a random phone call that ruin the plan of him to accompany the girl the whole day/night.

It's a bad move to just answer right away : YES! On! where? XXX cc ah?! KK! Wait for me only start game wey! 

I guess the face of the girl would turn gloomy/angry immediately, stares at you because without discussing with her or no eye contact with her to seek for permission. 

Best way of doing this is just an eye contact. We are understanding woman, we understand how much it means to a youngster.

Clever girl won't compare themselves with games.  DOTA, DIABLO, so?! 

We are the whole life partner, THE soulmate *cheh~*.  LOL. *does it make you, the girls, feel better? *

So, don't compare yourself with the game. 

FYI: Game issue is never a problem between Monkey and I. Because I'm such a understanding considerate woman. cheh~! wth. 

Continue to my study, here's the part one! Keep reading to know more about 5 other DEADLY words used by a woman.