Everybody wants Kung Fu Fighting! Part 1

A lot of crazy, childish, stupid things have done throughout my student year. Some time I really wish that I do have a recorder with me that I can record all the stupid things that I have done. Yes, the memory is saved in brain. But you seldom recall until you see something related. 

Sudden crazy thought in one person, other people sacrifices. haha. =D that's the gang. muahaha..
I can't remember who had that crazy idea first. We decided, to make a photo story about Kung Fu Journey.

here's the story
Once upon a time, there were a few 秘笈 hidden in a forest.. *to be more accurate, it's a rubber plantation haha*

Let me explain what's Kung Fu, according to wikipedia, Kunf Fu is Chinese martial art that contains numerous fighting style. If I'm not mistaken, I explain it to Thomas, the fair fair guy about some of the fighting style. Shame on him XP joking la....

 一阳指 The person who manage to learn this would has his energy all at his finger and by POKING at your dead point死穴?! *whatever it is*, you would be dead. waaaaa~~! so geng.

 乾坤大挪移 I also not really sure about this martial art, but according to Ah Chung, who had learnt this claimed that it is a Kung Fu that can move any thing no matter how heavy it is. True? No idea, not that convincing from a hamsap face even though the inner side of him is as pure as water. *water can be classified as mineral water, drinking water, long kau water, contaminated water etc*

还我漂漂拳 famous because of Stephen Chow that once mention it in his movie. This fighting style does no harm to anyone but beautify the person that got hit by this Kung Fu. Obviously this Fair Fair guy have done some and he thinks he is Jay Chow now.

 凌波微步 this martial art enable you to walk/run very fast that people hardly chase up. There is a rumour that Bolt is her student in his martial art class.. muaahahaha.

 化骨棉掌 *omg, she is my grand grand grand grand mother at her young age.. =.=*
This Kung fu accumulate all the energy on his/her palm, and when it hit on a person, it's powerful till the level can melt that person's bone.

九阴白骨爪 Please don't be cheated by this girl's sunshine smile, her hand凤爪 will grab your head and leave five holes on the skull which is dreadful.



no one ever found them even after a few centuries!

How to prove that it's after a few centuries?!  we put some leaves and sand on it. Genius!

one day, a girl found them! she then became the first one to pick one of them!!!!

 after considering for a few hours, she decided to take...............
九阴白骨爪!!!!!!!!!!

 few days later, a girl who wished to fly arrived!!!
she stood there for a few days to figure out what are the blue things on the ground! *no wonder she is so thin.*

 Seeing it closer, she only realised that the blue things were 秘笈!

 she also took the opportunity to pick one of them.............
凌波微步

 after that was the arrival of a weird looking guy........
he simply took up one of them and started reading.......

this was his weird expression while he was reading!
he discovered something amazing! what was that?!?!
一阳指!!!
a few flies flew into his mouth without him realising  few minutes later,

a fair fair guy who secretly followed the weird looking guy described above ran to where the 秘笈 were located, and picked one of the rest....

 还我漂漂拳 was something that he was looking for all the while........... his dream to become Jay Chow finally came true!!!

 few decades later, 王姑娘 reached the forest as well..

among the two 秘笈 left, she simply took one...

 after reading the 秘笈 with her tongue licking her lips *it means nothing, k!* , she realised that this was useful to her.
化骨棉掌!

 then, a guy from kedah who walked pass the forest all the way to Singapore found the only one left!!

 乾坤大挪移!!!!!!!!!!!! *He should win the best actor award*
all these years he had been wanting to move all the mountains away so that he can reach singapore easier!!!

 even though 6 of them dunno each other, but due to some reason, they met each other and learn those kungfu together, in the same forest... Rubber palntation?!!!!

weird looking guy --> 一阳指 

 fair fair guy --> 还我漂漂拳

 kedah guy --> 乾坤大挪移

 the girl who wished to fly --> 凌波微步

Hand put behind back so that can run faster?! Noted.
 王姑娘 --> 化骨棉掌

 Nice Nice!! leaves fall during training. *thanks to the gang to find dried leaves and throw at the same time.*

initially normal girl...

 turned crazy after learing 九阴白骨爪

 the battle began, among the weird looking guy and 王姑娘

 Round 1 starts!

wanna know who win? stay tuned.. cheh~~!

haha. reason of making it 2 parts is because too many photos, I'm too lazy to continue writing. due to they fought for 7x7 49 days. and tomorrow the result of their fighting will be revealed. 

Another reason of buying new pants

Yes, I've found the best reason of buying new pants. 

Before you continue reading, this post contains content that might not be comfortable to you. So, bear your own risk reading it. bit disgusting. LOL

Reasons of buying new pants mostly would be like this:

1. Fashion, new trend. 

2. I don't have Long/Short/formal/blue/red/rainbow colour/whatever type of pants you can think of. Wanna get one. 

3. To get a pair of matching pants. *you know, girls* 

4. Because it's a promotion, buy 1 for rm70, 2 for rm 90. Since my friend is going to get one, so I being a best friend, TO SAVE HER PAYING EXTRA, I get one also. *don't laugh, I'm serious. * lol. YES! BEST EXCUSE

5. For some occasion that you think you need a pair of new pants! What kind of occasion? hmmmmm... can't recall/think of any yet. haha. 

That day I went shopping alone, it was a very sudden and last minute decision. Straight to First Avenue at penang island after breakfast at Butterworth. 

 

While I almost reach Penang, I felt something wrong. you know.. that very uncomfortable, anxious moment that you wish to be in toilet just to 

not poop...

not pee....

just to.... check whether your dai yi ma visit you not! 

Unfortunately, it happens on me. 

So, have you found out the answer? the new reason of buying new pants? 

Yes, got the ''footprint'' of  daiyima on my pants. Shit! 

It's a 20 cents size big period stain. =( 

not obvious.  

But, think the other way round, it's a not that bad reason of buying new pants. haha. 

So, after confirmation, straight to watson get the smallest pack of pads. 

So, I bought this, and it was cheap! 

rm2.50 only for  8 pads.  Sofy sofy~~! 

and I was back to toilet again. Decided to wash the stain, so I was stuck in the toilet that only can fit one person. Imagine me in the toilet drying up my pants by swinging, at the same time minimizing my movement trying not to have any skin contact with the wall. 

Luckily the toilet was clean *YES, I chosed the cleanest toilet room*

In this 16 minutes in the toilet, this is my view.

And if I can record the smell of the toilet, it would have estimated 2 minutes of poop smell, I suspect it was from the room beside mine. FML. 

Luckily I got the stain washed off. 

And at the end, I didn't get new pants. 

 

Do you agree that it can be counted as one of the reason of buying new pants? 

But, actually we don't need a reason to do so. 

So, I'm wasting my time here and thinking of silly reason. sweat. 

相机艳遇 Camera's Lovely Encounter

After the practical in Jelai Gemas, I off to penang before I continue my practical in Zoo Taiping. 

So, I invited my group members to stop by Penang with me. As Penang is a place well known for his heritage building, Food heaven, beautiful scenery and not to forget wall painting that only can last for 2 years.

And here's where I encounter bounch of photographers with DSLR and one of them has a bag full of lens. *If I am a snatch thief, he would be my target. Muahahaha* 

And here's the first photo taken by him, Ong Kar Seong who initially wanna take a picture of us looking at the camera. The funny thing is, Xue Qi who sit beside me was having stomachache and I am so sensitive to camera *vain me are too used to camera* so I notice someone was trying to take photo. 

The picture turns out to be like this. 

Not bad Xue Qi still can smile at that time. She was like : "eh, eh ,eh, is someone taking picture of us... " And I was already posing. haha. Blame me being vain too much.

P.s: doesn't look good at this size, can check on this page to see a clearer picture.
After that I was requested to be his model kejap.
Ans this is my favourite picture. =D

Like the angle, colour and the feeling of it. 

Maybe it's the hat, bag, and camera makes it look so old fashion. 

Like Like! 

another picture. 

Another lovely picture!

Here's the facebook page of the photographer. So drop by his facebook page and support him!
He joins the professional photographer training group and travel from site to site to take picture of everything he has seen. =D
Like the passion that he has in him.

Hell ya~~  not even a bit. =D